Archive for the Satire Category

New Policy: Magic Negro’s middle name is off limits

Posted in Democrats, Free Speech, Satire with tags , on March 1, 2008 by ramblingcrusader

As of 3/1/08 we will no longer use Barack Obama’s middle name (Hussein) or refer to him as BHO or Magic Negro. From now on he will simpy be refered to as B.O. of BO. Hopefully this policy will be satisfactory and not offensive to B.O. Further more BO is a lot easier to right than “BHO” or “Magic Negro”.

Now with this new policy in place we can all  look forward to headlines like this in the near future…

“BO caused a number of people to faint at a campaign rally in California today”.

“BO attacks Hillary”.

“BO visits Farrakhan”.

We hope this new policy is satisfactory to BO….

Snicker……..

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Video : AFP Reporters Get Firearms Lesson

Posted in Satire, Video with tags on February 22, 2008 by ramblingcrusader

This is hysterical:

The ‘dissident frogman’ gives a video firearms lesson to AFP (Agence France Press)

Watch and Enjoy!

And now a little poetry

Posted in Satire, Uncategorized with tags on February 13, 2008 by ramblingcrusader

The incomparable Iowahawk does it again…

Hilarious

Sunny Lucas ’08

Posted in Satire with tags on January 25, 2008 by ramblingcrusader

Finally a candidate conservatives can truly support, Sunny Lucas.

Support the Media Violence Project

Posted in Satire with tags , on January 22, 2008 by ramblingcrusader

As usual the Iowahawk comes through.

Stalking, assaults, drunken rampages  and even… murder; the rise in violence among journalists can no longer be ignored.  To that end Iowahawk has launched the Media Violence Project.

How Environuts Get Off

Posted in Enviro Lunacy, organized stupidity, Satire with tags , on January 16, 2008 by ramblingcrusader

Did you ever wonder what sort of Auto-Erotic fantasies enviro-nuts have? I really can’t see the Vice-perpetrator AlGore sitting in his palatial mansion having fantasies about Tipper (better than a cold shower ain’t it) .Well, if you are really curious or have nothing better to do? I think I have found the sort of thing that really turns that radical environuts crank.

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Better than playboy…

From the history channel website we get this:

Life After People”
“Explore the tantalizing question of whether all the remnants of mankind will eventually disappear from our planet .What would happen to the earth if humans ceased to exist?”

Whatever

Anyway, you can just imagine some granola-chewing faggot watching this schlock and getting off on it…

Oooo, Ahhhh, PEOPLE CEASE TO EXIST; O’ BABY YEA, YEA O’ GAIA DO ME, DO ME!!!

Morons.

Photshop Fun

Posted in Satire, Uncategorized with tags , on January 14, 2008 by ramblingcrusader

After the preceding posts depiction of Orwellian oppression. Lets try something fun….

Enjoy [Photo: Courtesy of Laurie Kendricks Blog]

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