Boy Blames Global Warming For… Fainting

So, Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger (RINO)., CA. is giving a speech in Sacramento, when one of the audience, a kid, faints. The Pansie kid  latter tells Schwarzenegger, he blames his sissy behavior on… global warming. How the hell does that work, skippy? Where you so afraid that the Goreacle would descend up you and smite you because you haven’t talked your stupid parents into living in a hole-in-the-ground?

Meanwhile over in the UK: Energy saving day a flop….

“Matt Prescott, the organiser, who had support from the Esme Fairbairn Foundation, said: “We had problems. There was a change in temperature. If it had been warmer, we would have been happy.” Curse be upon you backslider! You didn’t pray to the Goreacle hard enough! for you penance you must buy 1000 euro’s worth of carbon offsets and burn 3 SUV’s.

“I feel we haven’t been able to get the publicity to get the scale we needed. I would love to do it again with enough publicity to do it better.” That’s the spirit! just keep praying to the Goreacle and pretty soon you’ll have legions of imbeciles, shivering in their darkened hovels.

Tell me this idiots aren’t getting stupider by the minute.