Murderous Communist Tyrant To Resign

And no we are not talking about Ted Kennedy. No its that other murderous communist tyrant Fidel Castro, one of Hollyweird’s favorite dictators; the geriatric tyrant has announced he will not be seeking the dictatorship presidency again.

Castro will be replaced by his younger brother Raoul, unless Cuba’s rubber-stamp parliament selects some other thug.

Hopefully, we will be able to report the death of Castro on this page very soon…

Oooh, just the thought of it makes me warm and fuzzy all over.